|Most Trustworthy---Al Snow Don't let his brand of insanity fool you. This is one dependable and caring guy. Look what he did for Steve Blackman. No other Superstar would come within 10 feet of this guy, and Snow volunteered to take him under his wing, standing by him through all the difficult times and losses. Heck, he's even loyal to inanimate objects. If any Superstar is looking for a partner who they can trust, Al Snow is their man.
|After Al had his program with Mick there came a time were Al was some what lost in no man's land,the work was that Al was looking for someone he could trust as a tag team partner,Al figured maybe he could mold Steve Blackman into just what he was looking for.|
Al and Steve Blackman are seen walking down a hall way in the back
Steve:Dealing with split personalities,well let me tell you something,you screw this up tonight,you try to hit me with that HEAD it will be your skull that I split
Al:Ohhhh...wait .this is not the baggage claim in Kansas City,I think the aggression level is running a WAY bit to high,I think we are a perfect pear,I think we are a match made in heaven,your the man I have been looking for,my last partner Mick Foley had three personalities,you don't have any personality
Steve:I'm warning you,your treaden
Al:What????WHAT?Trust me this will be perfect,you don't have any personalities,I have tones.......
Once again Al and Blackman are talking in the back
Al:I told you last week we are a perfect unit,now we have to take it to the next level get a team name and you need a little caricature,and I have been doing some thinking,look right now stick with me on this ok?
Al takes a black cape and ties it around blackman's neck
Al:Work with me,we put the cape on you right,it will be perfect you already have the personality of a dead guy,this will be perfict
Blackman:What the hell is this???
Al:What we do we put that on your head(a black hat)....Al then puts vampire teeth in his mouth and says"uhh,uhh"
Blackman takes the cape and tossed it to the ground along with the hat
Al:What?it's like Count Daracula,Head....Count.....
Blackman:What is wrong with you
Al:O.k I take it from you actions you don't like that,I got something better,you carry cheese to the ring,and I carry the HEAD.....HEAD....CHEEZE.....
Blackman:If you think I'm going to go out there and have people calling me HEAD CHEEZE,you're completely nuts
Al:Look your from Wisconsin
Blackman:I don't give a damn about Wisconsin,It's real simple here,your Al Snow,and I'm Steve Blackman,the Leathel Weapon
Al:zzzzzz,oh....I'm sorry were you saying something?,I feel asleep at the name of our team,ok....I got one more(Al picks up a box of some game)....what do you think???....HEAD....GAMES...
Blackman......sigh (Blackman walks away)
Al:That's not a no......
So it looks like we have a new tag team in HEAD CHEEZE
Mr.Ass:Now,Al Snow if you think you got a shot in hell at beaten Mr.Ass,well we still have two words for yea.....
Blackman is seen back stage,Al walks up to him
Al:Steve,Steve!did you hear the news??If I beat Billy Gun tonight we get a tag team title shot on Monday,what do you think?
Steve:Well I'm happy to see you are finally concentrating on business
Al:I always do
Steve:Your last brain storm had 15 thousand maroons last Monday calling me HEAD CHEEZE.
Al:Look....I know you didn't like te idea,that is why I got a better one
Al takes some pink Rabbit ears and sticks them on Cheeze Head's head
Al:What do you think uh??Snow Bunnies,a little hop back,here come the Snow Bunnies,ok,ok,I see by your expression that you don't like that one ether,that is fine,we'll stick with HEAD CHEEZE!!!!
Once again Al and Blackman are seen back stage
Al:Come on you said you would do it
Blackman:No,No,no way are you going to do this to me tonight
Al:Look,look,look....you made the deal,if we didn't get beat by the Outlaws you would do it...so come on
Blackman:Your not going to convince me to do it....there is NO way
Al:Fine!....I guess your WORD means Nothing!!!!,I guess you have no HONOR!....I guess......
Blackman:Alright,but I can not belive I'm about to do this.....(Blackman walks off camera
Al:Your going to be happy,your going to think this is so cool,this is so cool(the camera pans over and there on Blackman's head is a Cheeze Hat)
Al:See!!!!,thats terrific.....man....Al Snow and Steve Blackman....the Lethal Cheddar....just watch out world....here we come....see you out there
|Again we go to the locker room
and theres Lethal Cheddar playing with his cheeze
Theres music playing in the background"I'll be a fool for you,cuz you got Personality,warmth,and Personality"
Cheddar stops and says....
Blackman:What is that???...
the music is still playing"Talk and Personality"....Leathal Cheddar walks over to the shower and opens the curtain...theres Al with a radio bopping to the music
Leathal Cheddar:What the hell are you doing here?
Al:Steve it's subliminal thinking,it's working man,if you think you have a personality.....maybe some day you might get one,it's a great plan,didn't even know.......
Leathal Cheddar holds up his hand for Al to shut up,he takes the radio and sets it on the table
Al:What are you doing??,Steve it was working,why are you doing that,your right back to square....
Leathal Cheddar puts the cheeze stick to Al's neck.....the camera pans over and theres Funakie(sp??you know,the Keintai dude)...he says:Ah!....Head Cheeze!
Al:See their recognizing you
Leathal Cheddar:I don't belive this
Leathal Cheddar tosses his cheeze sticks down and walks away
Al:Where are you going Steve?????....it's working...........
|We go to the back where sitting
is Lethal Cheddar....Al has a watch that he is
swinging in the Cheddar's face
Al:You have an engaging personality
Al:You have a winning smile
Cheddar:Leave me alone
Al:People find you exciting in the ring,
Cheddar:I hate you
Al:You are HEAD CHEEZE
Cheddar gets up and takes the watch from Al,Cheddar open the watch and looks at it and says
Cheddar:Oh look at that it's time for our match
Cheddar then takes the watch and puts it in Al's mouth,slapping Al on the back,as he walks off he says
Cheddar:See you in the ring
Al:Somebody seems not to be taking this serious any more
|Around this time it is rumored
that Al was out of wack with bad disk's in his
back which would not play the Dave Clark Five,so
Al was side lined and would come to ringside as
to help Cheddar in his matches
|The Blind Date from
Al and Cheddar are sitting in a bar,they both are wearing the same wild colored shirts.....
Cheddar: I feel like an idiot
Al:Why do you feel like an idiot?,look,I got you a great shirt,I got you a hot chick for a blind date,this is what you need to bring out the personality in you
Cheddar:Where did you say you meet this girl?
Al: Don't worry,she is a friend of mine,I meet her in my therapy group
In runs this short black haired woman who is ether on crack or has had wayyyy to much coffee
Date:STEVE!!!!!.....STEVE BLACKMAN????.....(she runs up and hugs Cheddar)OH MY GOD....WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME...WOOOOOO.....HEAD CHEEZE(she's dancing as she's chanting)...HEAD CHEEZE!!!!...fade
Cheddar and date are sitting at a table.....
Date: I TOOK A NAP YOU KNOW SO I WOULD FEEL REALLY WELL RESTED,AND MY ALARM WENT OFF AND IT WENT BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,AND THEN MY CAT GOT ALL CRAZY BECAUSE I HADN'T FEED IT,AND IT WAS CLIMBING AT ME(the date acts like she's a cat clawing at Cheddar)...GRRRR,THEN IT WAS LIKE THE CRAZIEST THING YOU KNOW,AND THEN I COULDN'T THINK OF WHAT TO WEAR,THE LEATHER PANTS WERE KIND OF CUTE,OR BRIGHT COLORS,AND I WASN'T SURE AND I KNOW YOU WERE KIND OF,YOU KNOW,KIND OF QUIT,AND THEN I GOT YOU KNOW,I WAS GOING TO CALL MY FRIENDS BEFORE I LEFT AND TELL THEM THAT I GET TO MEET YOU,BUT THEN I WASN'T SURE,SO I GOT IN MY CAR.........fade out
......fade in....They are ordering dinner.....
Cheddar: Do you like Fish???
Date:OH MY GOD!!!!...I LOVE FISH,IT'S MY FAV. THING TO EAT....I HAVE THIS GUPPY NAMED SAM,AND HE IS THE CUTEST LITTLE THING AND I WAS THINKING OF BRINGING HIM TONIGHT,AND I WOULD HAVE PUT HIM IN THIS PLASTIC BAG
Cheddar puts his hands up for her to stop talking
Cheddar: We will have the Pasta
Date:I LOVE PASTA,YOU KNOW!!!....THE LADY AND THE TRAMP WHERE THEY ARE BOTH EATING THE PASTA......fade out......
Fade in.....They are still sitting at the table.....the blind date is talking on her Cell Phone
Date:OH HE IS SO CUTE....AND YOUR NOT GOING TO BELIVE....WE ARE GOING TO EAT FISH...OH AND MY GOD NOW WE ARE HAVING PASTA!!!....AND WE ARE HAVING SOME WINE.....AND ALL THIS MUSIC(you can see Al dancing the personality song for last week in the background).....AND I'M JUST HAVING A GREAT TIME.....BLAH BLAH BLAH(into the phone)......fade out
Fade in....The date is sitting at the table all alone....Al comes over and sits down
Al:So how is it going?
Date: I DON'T KNOW,HE LEFT,HE RAN OUT THE DOOR,HE SAID HE HAD SOME KIND OF BRAIN ANEURISM OR SOMETHING ,IT WAS KIND OF STRANGE
Al: Thats odd
Date: RIGHT OUT THE DOOR
Al: So you have a Guppy???
Date:I DO!...HIS NAME IS SAM......
Date: YOU LIKE FISH???????......
AL: I love Fish........fade out
We find Al in the back talking to a props dude.....Al: Steve Blackman's entrance was fantastic last week,but we can do better,and you know we can,I think this week we need streamers,AND people carrying cheese,no wait scratch that,I want midgets,an army,a swarm of Midgets carrying platers of cheese with Steve to the ring....ok!,you make it happen josh,I know you can......
Al walks off as Josh the props dude is still standing there Cheddar comes from around the corner
Steve:(to the props dude)just so you know if any of that happens tonight,I will ripe your throat out,there comes Al....keep smiling....whats going on?
Al:Steve,have we got plains for you
Steve:I'll be with you in a second
Steve humbles something to Josh,then says"I'm coming
|Cheddar meets his
Once again we see Cheddar back stage,Cheddar is boxing with himself,from around the corner comes Al
Al:Steve,Steve,you'r not going to belive this,hell I don't even belive this,I have found your biggest fan,you know Steve Blackman fans don't grown on trees,you want to meet him??
Cheddar:No I don't want to meet him
Al:OK!,come on in here boy,there he is your idol
from around the corner wearing a cheeze hat comes a goofy looking cheddar fan
Goof Ball:AH,AH,Oh,Oh,Steve Blackman,I can't belive it's you,this is unbelievable,please,please let me take a picture....great,great!!!!
Al:Put your arm around him,you guys ready???....you know what to say....
Al and Goof Ball:Cheese!!!!!!
Al turns his back on them to rewind the film
Goof Ball:Ever since you got with Al you have this great personality
BOOM!!!!!,Cheddar hits the Goof Ball right in the guts,the Goof Ball doubles over in pain
Al turns around and says
Al: Whats wrong with him?
Cheddar:I don't know....it's some kind on art scene,I see it all the time,lets go(Editors note: That's the funniest line I have ever heard from Blackman,maybe he's catching on....what the hells it mean???....lol)
Al:Ok....(Al walks away)
Cheddar turns to the Goof Ball and knocks him on his butt
Steve is in the back shadow boxing,Al comes thru a door
Al:We have become so popular,I think we need our own spinoff,our own T.V. series,I'm thinking,Al Snow,Steve Blackman,mystery Time Travel adventure hour,what do you think?
Steve :What the hell are you talking about??
Al:Follow me,follow me,Al Snow solves a mystery,Steve Blackman has no personality,together they fight crime,they travel back in time...Yea!...what cha think?
Steve:That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard,you need a straight jacket
Blackman walks away,Al turns and knocks on the door,Abe Lincoln opens the door and is about to say something,Al puts his hand up to stop Abe from speaking
Al:Save it Abe,it's going to take a little more time....don;t move
Al walks off
Now here is an interesting take on that whole skit
A Note From RAW
by Trent Van Drisse
I was just watching the tape of last night's RAW and have to comment on the skit with Al Snow, Steve Blackman and "Abe Lincoln." Dale Pierce is the original 'Time Traveler" of wrestling.
Pierce, who is from Ohio but was based in Phoenix for many years before moving back to Ohio a few years ago, has been doing the gimmick for several years as a manager who sometimes works saying he's getting into his "way back machine" to get wrestlers. He at one time had a Nazi and had his then girlfriend, now wife do a hippie chick called "Rainbow" along with the gimmick.
Pierce, who is quite an interesting character in real life as well worked in Arizona as "Marcell Bovee" before the "Time Traveler" came alone.
In fact, I believe he did a skit where he had a "burial' for Bovee in Arizona. He also has managed as Dr. Craven Morehead.
Pierce knows Al Snow well and worked on several Snow promoted shows in Ohio a few years ago, so I'm guessing that's where Snow got the idea.
I just thought it was funny and if you know Pierce, it really is because he is anti WWF and pretty much modern wrestling in general hater so this little skit should give him material for years to come as Dale is also an author and a journalist of note. And who knows, the skits may keep happening.
Taken from Kayfabe Magazine
The match it's self is against the Hardy's and ended when Matt fought Al and tossed him over the railing,meantime Steve jumped off the top rope onto Jeff,from behind Matt goes for a swanton bomb off the top rope and misses Blackman by a mile,Blackman tries to set Matt up for a something or other,Matt rolls Steve up into a school boy for the pin
|Smack Down March 19th/20000
We fade back to back stage,what do we find??? Theres Cheddar playing with his Cheeze Sticks
Al: Steve,Steve,look....listen I know you didn't like the TV spin off that I did on Monday night Raw,I'm thinking Science Fiction is so popular......Snow Blackman....Outer Space Ninja's!
Cheddar:What are you talking about!???
Al:OK reserve your judgment till you have seen the Martian
Cheddar: THE WHAT???!!!!
Al: The Martian
Holy cow!,out steps a Martian from around the corner
Al is dancing behind the Martian
Cheddar: You know what,that's a brilliant idea
Al: Your kidding me??!
Cheddar: It is...
Al: Alright!,I'll go talk to the publicist
Al: I'll be right back,you watch the Martian!
Cheddar:(to the Martian)..Welcome to Earth.....
At which point Cheddar whacks the Martian in the guts with the Cheeze Sticks,the Martian doubles over and says
|Raw March 21 2000
Well it seems we are on Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure......once again we see Al and Cheddar in the back
Al: In a couple of days we are going to be in the land of cheese,in the land of Wisconsin
Cheddar:Well if you think I'm going to do anything special in Wisconsin your nuts,because I don't give a damn about that place,or those people
Al: I didn't want to do this,but if you will not listen to me maybe you will listen to what old George Washington has to say(Al is holding up $1.00)
Cheddar: Your trying to bribe me with a dollar???!!!!
AL: OK I raise the steaks,maybe you'll listen to what old Ben Franklin has to say
Webmaster note:In walks Ben Franklin,he looks like he is a little fatter then the last time I seen him
Al: Hey Ben......
Ben: Yea Steve Wisconsin has allot of fine cheese's
Al: He's an extra from the time Before.......fade out
|Smackdown March 23 2000
Field trip!!!!....Field trip.....everyone get Mom and Dad to sign those Field trip slips,because we be taken a trip down to farmer Ted's Barn.....everyone on the Bus........
Al and Cheddar are in Farmer Ted's barn....why there is Bettsy the cow.........
Cheddar:WHAT are we doing here!!!!?
Al:What are we doing here???? this is Wisconsin the land of Cheese.....
Al:You need to get to your cheese roots Steve,you get yourself a hand full of tites and you get to yanken and pulling just like Farmer Ted!
Cheddar sits down on a stool next to Bettsy
Cheddar:It doesn't have any cheese!
Al:Trust me just work with me here,you just sit here and get familiar with that utter....Ted,why don't you come out here and get familiar with me?...
Al and Farmer Ted walk out of the barn and leave Cheddar there to play with Bettsy.
Cheddar starts pulling on Bettsy's utter.
Cheddar:This damn thing....
Just then milk flies into Cheddar's face,Cheddar gets up and walks to the door of the barn to where Al and Farmer Ted are standing talking
Al:Theres Macaroony and cheese.....
Cheddar picks up a whip that is laying there.....
Al:(turning Farmer Ted's back to the barn)Look at that truck over there.....
from inside the barn you can here Bettsy freaking out
Cheddar walks out of the barn and says to Al
Cheddar:The cow is sick...
Al looks at is watch...
Al:Time really flies when your having fun......hey thanks again Farmer Ted.....
|Sunday night Heat March 23 2000
For what should be the last time we find Blackman in the back shadow boxing....
Al:Steve....Steve,guess what time it is....I'm thinking you never really liked that HEAD CHEEZE thing so...
Al put a bunny nose over his nose
Al:So we go back to one of your favorites....Snow Bunnies!!!!
Al puts Fluffy Rabbit ears on Blckman's head
Blackman whips the ears off his head
Blackman:Look!...Listen,I have told you a million times,I have had it,I don't studer,what don't you understand???,no more hats,no more capes,no more cows,no more old ladies,and no more HEAD CHEEZE,I am the Lethal weapon
Al:Oh that really worked(snickering)
Blackman:Look!,I mean it this is your last warning
Blackman walks away,Al holds up a bunny suite
Al:Steve.....does that mean no to the suite???....Steve???
Just then Harvey Whippleman walks by,Al puts his hand on Harvey's shoulder
Al:Harvey!,how are you doing man? you got anything to do?
Al:Wait,wait,wait,have I got big planes for you
They walk off
|On with the match....already in the ring are the Hardy Boyz......Blackman's music is keyed up and down the ramp come HEAD CHEEZE,Blackman the party pooper that he is looks not to happy,they both roll into the ring,Al bows HEAD as Steve looks on like a grump,a nice little HEAD CHEEZE chant starts up
Al and Matt start it off and lock up in the middle of the ring,Al trips Matt who falls to the mat face first,Al then goes for n elbow but Matt rolls out of the way,he gets up and Al comes at him only to get a nice arm sweep by Matt knocking Al on his butt,Matt gets Al up and puts him in an armbar,Al backs Matt to the rope and sent him for the ride,Al waits with his head down,Matt kicks Al in the guts for is time,Al turns and Matt grabs Al by the back of his hair and slams Al to the mat,Matt takes Al to his corner and beans Al's head against the ring poll,then tags in Jeff
Jeff sweeps Al off his feet,the Hardy's pull the double team Hardy Boy crunch on Al,Blackman gets in the ring and he gets double teamed as will and knocked on his back side,Jeff rolls Al up from behind and gets a two count,Al kicks out,Al gets up and gets a boot to the face,Al reversed a ride and sent Jeff off the ropes,they play leap frog,Jeff comes running at Al who sets Jeff up in a nice little back flip over Al's head.....nice move Al.....real nice....
Jeff lays on the mat,Al takes Jeff by the hair and walks to HEAD CHEEZE corner and tags in Blackman,the fans start a "HEAD CHEEZE" chant,Blackman whips Jeff into a corner and starts beating on him,Blackman stops to tell the fans to "knock it off!!!",Jeff reversed and sent Blackman for the ride,Blackman ends up in the corner,Jeff goes up and over him,Jeff flips off the rope but Jeff moves,Blackman has his back to Jeff who drop kicks Blackman right out of the ring and onto the railing,Jeff then stage drives over the ropes knocking Blackman on his sorry butt,Jeff rolls Blackman back into the ring,Jeff walks Blackman over to the Hardy's corner and tags in Matt
Matt hits on Blackman then walks over and punches Al off the apron,Jeff turns his back on Blackman who drop kicks Matt right out of the ring,Al is there to meet Matt and hits him with a wheelbarrow face first onto the steel ramp way....another ice move by Al....nice one Al....I like that move,mean time Blackman is outside the ring,Jeff Hardy tries to pull his run of the railing trick but is kicked out of the way by Blackman,Al rolls Jeff into the ring,Blackman goes for the cover and gets a two count,HEAD CHEEZE double team Matt and hit him with a bad looking leg drop.....bad move Al....don't use that one again....
Al goes for a cover which is broken up by Jeff,Al goes back to Matt,Matt's starts hitting Al in a corner,Jeff tried to tag in Matt only to get pulled away by Al,they get to the middle of the ring,Al reversed a hold by Matt and turns it into a northern lights,but it's kicked out by Matt,Al kicks Matt down and heads for the top ropes,Al back flips off the ropes but Matt rolls out of the way,Al tags in Steve,Matt tags in Jeff,they meet in the middle of the ring as Jeff Clothes lines Blackman to the mat,Jeff Atomic drops Blackman,and drop kicks Al out of the ring,Jeff turns and drop kicks Blackman on his butt,the Hardy's double team Al ,whipping Al into a corner,Jeff gets down on all fours,Matt runs across the ring and pins Al to the corner,Blackman out of the blue kicks Matt right in the chops knocking him down,the mess around in the ring till Al pulls Jeff out of the ring
Jeff gets a face full of steel steps,in the ring Blackman has Matt in a full Nelson on Matt,Al stands off and gets a little spit on his hand,Al comes at Matt,Matt ducks....oppps....Al has knocked Cheddar on his butt.....OH NO!!!!!...Matt beats Al down then gives Blackman a slam,......ahhhhh.....Matt jumps off the top rope(Al has been rolled out of the ring)...Swanton bomb....ah oh.....1,2,3,....the Hardy's win...
They play the end back....oh way oh way do they ave to be so mean?.....ah oh.....Cheddar's not to happy....but wait...Al has the mic
Al:Wait,wait,wait,I know your mad at me,I'm sorry,I didn't mean to hit cha,but I know how to turn that frown upside down,I got you own personal Easter Rabbit,Harvey Cotton Tail,come on out Harvey
Some goofy music is keys up and sure as hell comeing down the ramp is Harvey dressed as an Easter Bunny
Al: Oh look at that,Harvey is sporting the new spring fashion,doesn't he look cute?,give him a big hand,come on Harvey,you sex kitten,come on in here ad make my parteners day.....now say your line
Harvey:I feel stupid!
Al gets a little hot.....
Al:I SAID.....SAY YOUR LINE!!!!!!!
Harvey:Have an Eggzalant Easter Steve
Blackman freaks out and drops Al with a kick to the face,Harvey makes a run for it,Blackman then picks up Al and whips him in a corner and beats the crap out of our cult hero......ah the party pooper......seems this be the end of HEAD CHEEZE.....which is kind of too bad because that was a great match,and well damn it....they were just starting to get over..
STANFORD, CT. (AP) -
Special to ChOpPiNg Me@T - The WWF announced today there will be a special match on October 28, 2000 at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto. In Shane McMahon's never ending quest to make Steve Blackman right with the people, a Hardcore Title CN Tower match has been added to the show. The CN Tower at a height of 1,815 ft., it is the World's Tallest Building and Free Standing Structure.
When asked if Shane was afraid to fall form such a height, he replied " Stevie B. is my best buddy, I'll do anything to put this guy over, if it means taking a sick bump off the the CN Tower some 2,000 feet, so be it." "If the Hardcore CN Tower match doesn't put Steve over, then on the next RAW IS WAR we will have the first ever Hardcore Aerostunt Match, where Steve and I will wrestle for the Hardcore Title on the wing of an airplane at 3,000 feet."
WWF wrestler Al Snow, Steve Blackman's former tag team partner said "man o man I tried everything to get the fans to like Steve, good luck to Shane, I hope he can get Stevie over big like me and T&A. The proposed match is still under review by the Ontario Athletic Commission.
Writen by T-Bone