Webmaster Wayne-0!@#%^* reporting who this week turns 49!......wow if I knock on wood I'll be here next year and will have made it to 50 which is really saying something......anyway.....send birthday wishes into the message board
On with the show.....First up is Test vs Dreamer......now I must say that Test sure has grown since I first seen him on Raw live at the Tacoma Dome....hey if I remember right Al got us into that show......thanks Al
Anyway Dreamer tried to use his cain but the Ref stoped him and took it from him.....later Dreamer tries this jump from the second rope only to get a Test Boot to th Noodle......winner Test
Then there was a recap of Raw and what went down with Goldburg and Flair
Next was a Val package in which he stops Jackie and talked her into doing a photo shoot right there and then.....well ok......he sets her up all sexy like on this cart or something...but wait.....he needs something to add to the photo......Jackie and a Bannana will do.....but wait.....there is something missing....Val goes back into his bag and gets two round fruits and when he turns around there is Rico and the Bannana and the round fruit become one....
Val is none to happy and something is said about 3 times being the charm........oh boy another Val vs Rico match sometime down the road....gee I can't wait...
Next was a Wrestlmaina recall for 1996 Bret vs Shawn
Next match was Jindrak/Lance Cade vs that damn local Seattle Wrestler Buddy Wayne and Tony Kozina.....
Since I am Chico Alvarez's Uncle and he loves Buddy like a brother I will not say bad things about Buddy in this write up....though I should
There is a nice write up in this weeks Figure Four Weekly writen by Buddy's Brother Barry which tells of this match which goes like this.....
"Next up was Buddy's match.I (Barry) almost had a heart attack as Jindrak caught Buddy funny on a high cross,then just dropped him,impending double back fusion and all.....
Editors note:See Buddy's Wrestling days are over as he has to have the old double back fusion and all.....again I will not say bad things about Buddy here
"Ooops!"Jindrak whispered to Buddy
"Buddy survived and did the job to a dropkick double impact dealy-a-bob.It went about four minutes or so and reminded me(Barry) a lot of a Temple Theature match"
Editors note:Temple Theatre is where they have local shows for ICW in which they both wrestle for Tim Flowers
"Cade was really upset afterwards,not liking his comeback and feeling the dropkick at the end was off target(well it was).Not sure why Jindrak,whose gimmick appears to be that he can jump real high,didn't do the dropkick instead
A thank you to Barry for the Super Chico number 5 DVD I got for my birthday......hey I am camera man on some of the matches......everyone should order that DVD
Oh back to the show.....there was a WWE down under package and rewind was Jericho attacking Nash and asking for a hair vs hair match which Nash will lose as he needs to lose his hair for a movie he will have a part in
The Main Event is Maven/Ivory vs Stevie/Victoria........"I'll show you......you'll see
Al:Here comes the Boss
Coach:Why are you kissing his butt week in and week out?.....here comes the Boss....here comes the Boss of Stevie Night Heat......
Al: Wow Wow...I'm not kissing anybodys butt......no way.....but you kind of like have to humor the insane
Coach:Which is what I try to do each week with you
Al:You know what?....I'm not crazy anymore......I don't talk to a HEAD anymore.....I talk to something worse......YOU!!!!
The match started with Maven and Stevie wrestling around......Stevie pulls Maven into a corner and Yells at him"It's my show!"
Wait a second........that was the worst editing I have ever seen.....now it's Ivory and Victoria wrestling around.....umm then Victoria is whipped into a corner and Stevie is whipped in behind her and they fall so that it looks like Victoria is doing Stevie Doggy Style
Coach:What in the wide.....wide
Stevie stops to get upset at Victoria only to have their heads banged together by Maven and Ivory
Oh a nice Stevie kick knocked Maven out of the ring....Victoria Yells at Stevie"Get Him....Get Him".....so Stevie pulls Maven back into the ring by his hair.....a body drop and as Stevie is playing with the Ref Victoria hits Maven with a leg drop from the top rope.....Stevie gets a two count.....
Editors note:Who started that???
Al:What's the Boss Stevie Richards doing??....he's got the hat on...
Stevie:I'll show you!
Stevie makes a running jump at Maven in the corner.....Maven moves and Stevie's round Fruits find the turn buckle......
Vicoria thinks she is going to take on Maven and gets Back Body droped......Ivory is tagged in.....she jumps from the top rope.....cross body on both Stevie and Victoria
The girls wrestle around a little.....oh nice drop kick by Ivory.....ohhhhhh.....and a neck breaker......a two count and Stevie pulls Ivory off of Victoria
All four going at it now.....a face drop by Ivory.....oh my God she has Victoria pinned......the Ref is trying to get Maven out of the ring and as you can tell no sees Ivory pinned Victoria
Al:Ah....here comes the Boss
Bing!....Stevie hits Ivory with a Stevie DDT.......Ref if blind as usual and Victoria rolls onto Ivory for the pin!!!!
Coach:And that is it
Al:I guess when you are Boss you can change the rules
You ever notice.......me and Barry have the same story telling style?......
Now it is Dark