|Welcome to 100MG of Stevie Night Heat for 8/17/03
Your Webmaster Wayne-0!@#%* reporting
First off I would like to thank all those who wished me Happy Birthday last week......all 3 of you.......I got some great Birthday Presents from Rosey......I got a Jock Strap and dinner at IHOP......what more could a man want?????
Any who this isn't a website about me so lets get on to what went down on Stevie Night Heat
First match was Maven vs Steve Fender.......Maven wins with a flying DDT......I give the match 8 stars
Next up is what we have all been waiting for and that is a Stevie package........we find Stevie and Victoria back stage......
Stevie:Hi....welcome to the special behind the scene look at Stevie Night Heat.....I'm your General Manager and this is Flower.........there he is......there he is....there he is
I have to point out here that Flower is wearing and old pink rope and big foot slippers........they have found Al and Dreamer eating in Catering
Stevie:So you want a Stevie Night Heat exclusive uh Al Stone!
Al:Stevie I'm eating
Stevie:I'm glad you asked
Flower is picking food off of Al's plate and eating it
Editors note:Looks like French Fries
Stevie:See I'm taking Stevie Night Heat to a whole new level.....I am creating this day foreward"Must see Stev-E....it's an original concept that I thought of and
Tommy Dreamer is laughing sitting to the left
Dreamer:Yea that is real original
Stevie plays up that he just noticed Tommy sitting there
Stevie:Oh.....Hi Tommy what a big surprise.....look everybody Tommy Dreamer is eating in Catering again
Flower moves over to Tommy's side and starts picking food off of his plate
Stevie:Look at you...Mr.Hardcore....Mr.Extreme.....where are all your Extreme fiends now
Al: I'm right here
Stevie:Perfect example Al Stone went from a Wrestler to a color Commentator.....now he is promoted to Stevie Night Heat exclusives.....what can I do with you???.....look at you.....what can I do with you?.....you have nothing......you have no body..
At this point Flower has jumped onto the table
Flower:Look Stevie I am Godzilla
Stevie:You remind me of somebody else.....who is it?......yea.....another fat slob Mick Foley.....but at least he became a best selling author.....what are you going to do?....write a book"Eat my way to Failure"???
Stevie laughs and laughs
Stevie:Look at you....look at you Tommy...what can I do with you?
Dreamer:Well Stevie you make allot of good points.....
Dream picks up Stevie's little hat he as been wearing and opens it up
Dreamer:Al you want to help me?
Dreamer:Maybe you are Right
Al:That is what friends are for
Dreamer:Maybe I should be allot more like Mick Foley
Dreamer pores his soup into Stevies hat
Dreamer puts th hat on Stevies head soup and all
Dreamer:Have a Nice Day
Flower:Ah!....my gift I gave you
Al:Well for Stevie Night Heat.....I'm Al Stone......somebody help me!!!!!!
Wrestlemania Recall was from 1995 LT vs Bam Bam
Stevie's match with Dreamer was next and the wrestled around some......Stevie at one points talks the Ref into not watching what is going on and Flower hits Dreamer with a leg drop...Stevie gets a two count
Al:Wasn't Flower a Skunk in Bambi???
Flower uses the Kindo Stick to pass Stevie his souped up hat which Stevie puts on his head.....Stevie messes with a leg drop or something(call it what you will)....they wrestle around some more until Dream has Stevie Pinned.....put it's the old Flower mess with the Ref trick.....Dreamer gets up and goes over to see what is up.....the Flower goes for a smack on the face......but no....no...noDreamer gives Flower a big old kiss on the lips.......Stevie gets up and hits Dreamer with a tevie Kick for the win
Al:Wow don't kiss his Flower!
......I the match gets 10 stars
Back to Raw we went and what went down with Goldburg and Flair
Now I have to ask you....If you seen Jeepers Creepers.......why would they make a number Two????
Boot of the Week was the work on Raw with Jericho and Nash and hair
Next match was Jindrak/Cade vs Slader Vain/Kenny Anderson with Guest Ref Jacquline who really didn't do much.......Vain gets his teeth knocked out....winners Jindrak/Cade
I the match gets two stars
Back to Raw we went again and stuff with JR...Eric.....Kane..and RVD
Rewind was Ric/test/Big Papa Pump from Raw
Last Match was Test beating Val with a boot to the face
I this match gets 7 stars
Now it is Dark