This be the Stevie Night Heat Report for 7/13/03
Webmaster Wayne-O!#%^* Reporting
Out back we find Hunter getting out of his Limo and talking on his Cell phone talking smack that this will not take him long
First match Big Papa Pump/w Stacy won over Ruffy Silversten or Sliverstine
(editors note:kind of like Shel Silverstien???.....remember him?)
"Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would not take the garbage out.
She'd wash the dishes and scrub the pans
Cook the yams and spice the hams, And though her parents would scream and shout,She simply would not take the garbage out.
And so it piled up to the ceiling: Coffee grounds, potato peelings, Brown bananas and rotten peas, Chunks of sour cottage cheese.
It filled the can, it covered the floor, It cracked the windows and blocked the door, With bacon rinds and chicken bones, Drippy ends of ice cream cones, Prune pits, peach pits, orange peels, Gloppy glumps of cold oatmeal, Pizza crusts and withered greens, Soggy beans, and tangerines, Crusts of black-burned buttered toast, Grisly bits of beefy roast.
The garbage rolled on down the halls, It raised the roof, it broke the walls, I mean, greasy napkins, cookie crumbs, Blobs of gooey bubble gum, Cellophane from old bologna, Rubbery, blubbery macaroni, Peanut butter, caked and dry, Curdled milk, and crusts of pie, Rotting melons, dried-up mustard, Eggshells mixed with lemon custard, Cold French fries and rancid meat, Yellow lumps of Cream of Wheat.
At last the garbage reached so high That finally it touched the sky,
And none of her friends would come to play, And all of her neighbors moved away; And finally, Sarah Cynthia Stout Said,
"Okay, I'll take the garbage out!" 
But then, of course it was too late, The garbage reached across the state, From New York to the Golden Gate; And there in the garbage she did hate Poor Sarah met an awful fate That I cannot right now relate Because the hour is much too late But children, remember Sarah Stout, And always take the garbage out."....I wonder if Ruffy and Shel are related?.......or this all could relate to the Hunter vs Maven match at the end of the show......who knows
Blast of the night was a recap of Booker T getting the IC Belt off that damn Christian
Next was the WrestleMania Recall in which Butter Bean knocked Bart Gunn out of the ring so hard that Bart was never seen again.....
Now we get to the good part........Stevie joins Al and Coach to do color for Stevie Night Heat
Oh the Match is La Resistance vs Jobber Text Book and some other Jobber.....it doesn't matter
Stevie comes out and has a seat
Al:And we have a new co- host......Hello Stevie
Coach:Well Al we know a week wasn't going to go by with out......
Al:Well it is his show....
Al and Stevie:All Stevie...All Night.....Nothing but Heat
Stevie:This is great!
Al:And you are getting alot of Heat right now......yea.....great
La Resistance make fun of the French Canadan fans
Coach:I have to give it to you Stevie if you had anything to do with tonights line up this is great.....and Hunter and Maven still to come
Stevie:Anything can happen..anyone...any superstar can show up on Stevie night Heat.....tonight we have the Tag Team Champions in the ring
Al:Well you are passing out new contracts to all the new wrestlers right?
Stevie:As a matter of fact I gave thes two young men in the ring a Title shot tonight on Stevie night Heat
Al:I thought this was a none title match
Coach:Yea this is not a title match
Stevie:Well I say it's a title match now
Al:Then I guess this is a title match
Coach:I have to ask you a question Stevie.....and try to understand this.....you are not Stone Cold .....you are Not Eric Bishoff....you do not run things around here
Stevie:Well I don't run Raw I run Stevie Night Heat.....I know I'm not Stone Cold or Eric.....I'm Stevie Richards
They start to do color for the match but Coach has more questions
Coach:Where is Goldust tonight?
Stevie:Well I meet with the Board and we are suspending Goldust with pay.....I know he has a family to feed
Al:Well you are a great guy
Stevie:Well it's under review right now and we will think about what to do at a later date to bring Goldust back to Stevie Night Heat
Coach:I would like to know who is on this board
Al:I find it nice of Stevie to let Goldust Sit at home and ice his Loins
Stevie:There is nothing better then a loin incing to help a man relax
Al:Wouldn't you think so Coach?
Coach:Well I know is that....
Stevie:He takes cold showers
Al:Oh
Coach:Only after......that is another story for another time.....but when Goldust comes back you are going to be a marked man
Stevie:Well I am a marked man being the leader of Stevie Night Heat and being in charge of things there...everybody is gunning for Stevie Richards be it a raise or they want to have a hight profile match up
Al:Stevie....
Stevie:Everyone wants to meet with me
Al:Stevie I could use a raise
Coach:I could use one myself
Stevie:Coach I have heard what you have been saying making fun of my Pink Tights......I meet with the board and we are going to put your future under review
Coach shines Stevie on and goes back to doing color for the match
Coach:La Resistane in control right now.....I wish we could say the same about this show
Stevie:Sorry to cut you off Al
Al:Hey....It's your show
Stevie:These men in such a short time have come so far to win the Tag Team Titles......and they are very good......Sylan Grenier.....what a mat wrestler he is......and what a hit here on Stevie Night Heat....Rene Dupree a second generation superstar
Al:I have to thank you Stevie for going out and getting the best Wrestlers for Stevie Night Heat
Coach: Wait a second...Al every week when ever Stevie is in the ring you are not saying the same thing.....but now that he is sitting here you are saying the same thing
Al:Well I'm just saying how well he does
Coach:Yea Right
They do back to doing color for the match.....there is a nice DDT
Coach:Stevie where is Victoria by the way?
Stevie:I don't know
Coach:Right!!!
Stevie:(talking about the move that just fiished the match for La Resistance)......The Bow Swan
(editors note:That is what it sounded like he said anyway)
Al:The what???
Stevie:The Bow Swan......it's French....it means Good Night
Stevie says something as he gets up but I couldn't make out what he said
Al:He's going to go thank them?????
Coach:I can't say I'm sad to see him go
Al:Where is he going?
Coach:I have no idea
Coach thinks Stevie is going to attack La Resistance....but no...Stevie just wanted to give both of them kisses on the cheek
Coach:Like the Fench do it I guess
Al:And he's off and running
Stevie runs down the ramp yelling "good Job.....good Job
Coach:It adds to the odd Stevie Night Heat mystic I guess
Al:Yea.....mystic.....that would be it
An interview by Terri with Maven who can't think if he is crazy..or crazy or just crazy
Rewind of the night was a recap of Childern Laughing at Kane which made him attack Stone Cold on Raw
Main Event Hunter gave Maven a Pedigree
Now it is dark